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I am married, and my wife and I have decided it would be wise to get a vasectomy. We hate kids. We never wanted them and will never willingly have them.
But it occoured to me...if I get it and someday end up getting divorced or widowed, I would be wary of telling future girlfirends about it. That way, when she get's pregnant from some other guy in order to loop me into paternity money or marriage, I can say FUCK YOU! It's impossible! Cheating WHORE!!
Then she can fuck off and raise the little shit by herself.
If I become rich and/or famous, I can also avoid paternity shakedowns.
Not that any woman I would date would do this. But I have seen it happen to a few men I know...one even fished a condom out of the wastebasket and managed to impregnate herself with it. Another was caught poking holes in the condoms but never got pregnant from him, as he walked out on her right away.
And what of accidents? Condoms slipping off, drunken one night stands without protection? Not that I have those..but I hope to someday after my wife is gone!
But it occoured to me...if I get it and someday end up getting divorced or widowed, I would be wary of telling future girlfirends about it. That way, when she get's pregnant from some other guy in order to loop me into paternity money or marriage, I can say FUCK YOU! It's impossible! Cheating WHORE!!
Then she can fuck off and raise the little shit by herself.
If I become rich and/or famous, I can also avoid paternity shakedowns.
Not that any woman I would date would do this. But I have seen it happen to a few men I know...one even fished a condom out of the wastebasket and managed to impregnate herself with it. Another was caught poking holes in the condoms but never got pregnant from him, as he walked out on her right away.
And what of accidents? Condoms slipping off, drunken one night stands without protection? Not that I have those..but I hope to someday after my wife is gone!
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Re: Get A Vasectomy, Don't tell the girls!
Sat, July 11, 2009 - 1:18 AMFunny! Tabasco sauce for the re-used condoms, as Lichus says.
Stick that up yer pussy!
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Sat, July 11, 2009 - 9:22 AM>> We hate kids. We never wanted them and will never willingly have them. <<
screw the little bastards (not in the Michael Jackson sense of course). but you already fucked up by getting married. I hope you feel that the tail you're getting now is worth it after your old lady decides to dump your ass and take half your shit.
>> If I become rich and/or famous, I can also avoid paternity shakedowns. <<
just be sure you don't marry the bitch. I'm not sure about this, but I think disproving paternity in a divorce case doesn't necessarily get you out of paying child support. this breaks down probably on a state-by-state basis. more legal mumbo jumbo to muddy the waters and keep lawyers busy. -
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Sat, July 11, 2009 - 1:08 PMI think you are refering to the "Fatherly Capacity" clauses, in which a man who is not the biological father, but has raised the kids in a fatherly capacity for some time (at least 2 years) can be held responsible for paying child support...it's an absolutely unconstitutional idea and needs to be brought to the supreme court at this point. Having to pay for children that are not yours simply becuse you are a man....
But in cases where there is only a pregnancy or an infant and the man is NOT the father and no longer lives or never lived with the mother, there is no grounds for paternity. Even in divorce. -
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Sat, July 11, 2009 - 4:20 PM>> I think you are refering to the "Fatherly Capacity" clauses, in which a man who is not the biological father, but has raised the kids in a fatherly capacity for some time (at least 2 years) can be held responsible for paying child support...it's an absolutely unconstitutional idea and needs to be brought to the supreme court at this point. <<
I'm completely in agreement. talk about punishing someone for good behavior.
>> But in cases where there is only a pregnancy or an infant and the man is NOT the father and no longer lives or never lived with the mother, there is no grounds for paternity. Even in divorce. <<
thanks for the clarification. although, once that ring is on the finger, the broad can still take half your shit regardless. like the song says, it's cheaper to keep her.
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Mon, July 13, 2009 - 7:11 AM*************think you are refering to the "Fatherly Capacity" clauses, in which a man who is not the biological father, but has raised the kids in a fatherly capacity for some time (at least 2 years) can be held responsible for paying child support...it's an absolutely unconstitutional idea and needs to be brought to the supreme court at this point. Having to pay for children that are not yours simply becuse you are a man..**********
When the state just latches on the nearest warm male body who just happens to be banging the mother and calls him the legal father for support purposes I think you are right that it's unconstitutional and ought to be a banned practice.
However the state has a very powerful argument and it's one that the Supremes have bent the knee to more than a few times in the past.
Public safety & welfare. When the states whips those arguments out the Supremes usually just nod. \
The real lesson: When a woman has children leave her the hell alone. Go no where near her. Stay the hell away. Do not fall for the siren call of her warm wet spot. Just treat her like she's sot HIV , drug resistant TB, and Meningitis. Do NOT touch the chick with the fatherless rug rats.
If single ( and married) men all over the nation would just clue to that one thing the law would change as quick as you can say: "Bob's yer Uncle."
How long do you think the unwed mothers of America would tolerate such a thing? There'd be a whole grass roots movement. They'd of course blame men but Hey if the law is going to saddle you with any where from $500 to $3000 a month Per Rug Rag it behooves you to NEVER muck about with girls that are so stupid as to get themselves knocked up by guys whose names they didn't bother to catch.
Think about it that way:
She is so mindless and galactically stupid that she doesn't even know who jammed her all full of baby batter - - - and too stupid to use birth control.
Do you really want to be caught with her?
AND
The State will jam you up with an E-N-O-R-M-O-U-S monthly bill for all those rug rats till they are out of college or over 18.
Do you really want to be seen standing next to her?
I say no. Treat the stupid chicks like they were plague carriers. Because they ARE~!!!
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Mon, July 13, 2009 - 5:07 PMYes, I agree. NEVER date single moms.....they could be daddy hunting deliberately, but even if they are not, they somehow wind up with the legal precedent behind them that live in boyfriends have been made to pay child support to kids that are not their own by virture of being live-in. There is no benefit to such a relationship unless you happen to be a single mom.
While women have been liberated over recent decades, it would appear that the ultimate financial responsibility is a burden that has not been lifted from men..and now men who are not even impregnating anyone. Call it a penis tax.
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Mon, July 13, 2009 - 10:30 PM>> Do NOT touch the chick with the fatherless rug rats. <<
testify! it's bad enough when you have to pay for your own mistakes. having to pay for the mistakes of someone else. fuck that.
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Sat, July 11, 2009 - 1:37 PMIf you are really concerned you can have your spermatozas flash frozen.
Then later on of you change you can whip the little suckers out and feed 'em to mommy.
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Sat, July 11, 2009 - 4:17 PM>> Then later on of you change you can whip the little suckers out and feed 'em to mommy. <<
or a snack for the koi pond.
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Sat, July 11, 2009 - 8:41 PMWelcome to the class of Misogyny 101A. -
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Mon, July 13, 2009 - 3:59 PMWow Timbo I didn't know you favored male enslavement. I wonder if your tune would change once you find yourself laboring to keep an ex in a lifestyle of her choosing. -
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Mon, July 13, 2009 - 6:54 PMVasectomy's for Male Liberation!
woot!
(you do it. I've got a thing... I'll catch you later... MAN POWER, BROTHER!)
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 7:24 AM****************** Welcome to the class of Misogyny 101A. *******************
Oh I don't know about that.
It's not the male's fault that the idiot legal structure has made single moms with bastard rug rats into a tar baby from hell that lasts 18 years or more.
The state did it because the politicians are more interested in getting some one else to foot the bill so they are more than happy to force you to do it.
The up shot is that you gotta treat single moms like Plague carriers. Because they are. The state infected them.
If the women of the world don't like that they are free to write their reps
And it's not the male's fault that some women are so galactacally stupid that they didn't bother to get the name of the guy whose baby batter they sucked up. I say if you have kids you ought to - - at the very least - - know who the father is.
What about dead fathers? What if the chick knew and what if he was a good daddy - if albeit an asshole because he didn't marry the chick and de-bastardize his kids. What about that situation?
It's like this: STAY AWAY~!!!
All it takes is one lousy state court judge to decide that it is better to saddle you with support than to have the state footing the bill.
All single women with rug rats are a danger so society and plague carriers.
Just treat them like plague carriers - - -because they are.
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Mon, July 13, 2009 - 1:09 AMYou always crack me up Dr. D -
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Mon, July 13, 2009 - 5:09 PMYou know, the more we talk about it, the less wary I am off the short term physical discomfort of a vasectomy. Better to feel you have been kicked in the balls for two weeks then to pay for kids for 18 years...either as a parent or as a paternity defendant. -
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Mon, July 13, 2009 - 5:22 PMFriend of mine got one. Yes, he was moderately-to-severely affected for about that length of time.
But he remarks about his freedom all the time.
Like condoms are so expensive.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 10:51 AMI got an idea!!
How about you guys keep your sore-festering dicks in your pants!!
Self-control? Judgment? Discipline?
Never happen. That which men perceive as their greatest strength is quite actually their greatest weakness.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 12:02 PMThis is asinine logic. To paraphrase the shopper's warning - "let the sex partner beware"?
Why not just enshrine this in some kind of official law, call it the "Male Sex Partner Enslavement Act" that any guy with working testicles can at any point be required to hand over a woman who can prove she is carrying his child (regardless of how she managed it, honestly, dishonestly or through trickery) can force him to hand over at least half of his income or more.
But you all won't actually come right out and say it will you? Instead you prefer to hide behind craven insinuations and smears. -
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 12:32 PMJust put something in the water that severely inhibits fertility, and fuck away.
'Course, with all the mix and match, still gonna spread the diseases.
Oh the dreaded, forlorn condom!
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 1:57 PM*************Why not just enshrine this in some kind of official law, call it the "Male Sex Partner Enslavement Act" that any guy with working testicles can at any point be required to hand over a woman who can prove she is carrying his child (regardless of how she managed it, honestly, dishonestly or through trickery) can force him to hand over at least half of his income or more.************
Well the fact is that you don't have to be fertile. the State does not give a rat's ass whether you have a DNA lab result showing that you are not the father. No one cares about that.
The thing is the ball hit you last, or from where the judge is sitting it looks to him like it hit you last, and that's good enough for the state to saddle you forever with those bastard children's support.
Just stay away from single mothers.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 1:54 PM**********How about you guys keep your sore-festering dicks in your pants!!*************
Hmmm I guess this guy has been looking in a mirror and thinks that if it's what he's got then, every one must have it.
Oh well
**********Self-control? Judgment? Discipline?
Never happen. That which men perceive as their greatest strength is quite actually their greatest weakness. **************
Unfortunately there is a grain of truth here.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 1:56 PMPlease note the boobs.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 1:59 PM**********Please note the boobs.
They are indicative of a female personnel. *************
All the more reason to think you are nutz.
Trannys are now offering love advice to heteros.
Oh well Tranny love is the new straight I guess.
Well at least you have the mouth of a tranny - a very angry frustrated unhappy lonely tranny
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 2:05 PMStep *AWAY* from the pipe....
Do your research. Truly you speak from your bunghole. -
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 2:16 PMI'm willing to find out if she is a tranny.
I'll tell you if everything looks normal.
Wait, did I overstep my bounds?!
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 2:27 PMYa gotta be able to spell "sergeant" properly to get with these hooters.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 2:41 PMI'll use a plastic set for now.
Nitpicking grammar marms...
If I get a vesactomy, am I in?
This is only annoying you, isn't it?
Best I grow my own mams, and fondle them while jacking it...
Let's learn Akkadian together, dearie.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 3:51 PM**********Step *AWAY* from the pipe....
Do your research. Truly you speak from your bunghole. **********
See what I mean?
Such a mouth on that child it can only be one of those 6 foot tall, wide shouldered purple lipstick trannies that hang out on corners in P town and shout ( in their croaking hoarse voices) "HEY BOYS~!!! " at the bikers as they rumble past.
Such a charming personage.
Well I gotta say you have me with this one. Do you want the whole fiction and to be called a girl, or do you hold more tightly to your "T" as it were and prefer the male pronoun?
I found you~!!!!
You are the FABULOUS ELLIE~!!!!
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 5:34 PMHe's saying that he wil wait until I've found out if you are truly female or not. Coward.
Aren't we a presumptive lot?
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 2:13 PM"They are indicative of a female personnel."
Standard issue? I don't see you in my dufflebag in between my smokes and my rations.
There's the choclate bar, but no boobs.
Someone shorted me boobs!
Damn requisition sargeant!
I'm going to have to re-order me some 'Malicious'.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 7:04 PMMaybe you have not been paying close attention to this thread. The subject has gone from impregnation to being FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR KIDS THAT ARE NOT YOURS.
As cliff..or zippy..says, the ball hit you last...courts no longer care if we are the damn biological father.
So keeping it my pants is moot at this point. I can keep it in my pants, or get the snippy snip procedure, and STILL get the shakedown from some gold digging, unemployable, knocked up, back tatted WHORE. -
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 7:14 PMYou could still sue the woman for any of several different things.
If she even tells anyone you impregnated her and you didn't, that stands to affect your reputation.
If you're married, the pregnancy is evidence of adultery, or at the very least some kind of fraud if she says she just used a turkey baster.
If the sperm was not quarantined at a sperm bank, you can also argue that you were exposed to unnecessary medical dangers by the undisclosed 3rd party body fluid entering her system.
You get the idea.
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Wed, July 15, 2009 - 7:57 AM*********So keeping it my pants is moot at this point. I can keep it in my pants, or get the snippy snip procedure, and STILL get the shakedown from some gold digging, unemployable, knocked up, back tatted WHORE.************
If that were the only and worst threat it would be easily managed. Unfortunately you can't manage the courts because the Judges are absolutely immune from prosecution ( for anything at all they do from the bench) and they have the full force of the police power of the state to enforce their orders.
So when a court unfairly ( and it is terribly unfair) saddles you with up to 26 years of child support and college tuition for children, of whom you are not the biological father, there is nothing at all you can do to correct it, short of leaving the Country for the rest of your life.
The court does not care who the biological father is. The court only cares that SOME BODY is footing the bill.
You will do as nicely as that other guy whom the mother refuses to name , can't name, or may even be dead.
None of it matters to the court once it has you in its clutches.
And if you are broke busted penniless or just plain poor: PRISON is the remedy. They court can send you to prison for as long as it takes for you to learn to accept your new slave collar.
This is not the fault of the women. This is the doing of the courts facilitated and spurred on by psychotic feminists who somehow think that this sort of result makes sense and are leaning on legislators to pass paternalistic laws.
But you can fight back in the political arena:
www.time.com/time/magazi...0398,00.html
Read in the middle of that first page how a guy FINALLY tore off the slave collar after hundreds of thousands of dollars.
He can't get his money back
findarticles.com/p/article..._n9435739/
And many states won't give an inch on the issue:
www.mississippifamilylawblog.com/2...ml
www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/1...es/index.html
www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/...ld-support/
www.wjla.com/news/storie.../525145.html
lawvibe.com/dna-proves-n...hild-support/
If you google the issue one of the really ugly things that you'll find is that News Articles on this miscarriage have an ugly tendency to disappear. It stinks of an "agenda" at work.
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Wed, July 15, 2009 - 11:40 PM>> I can keep it in my pants, or get the snippy snip procedure, and STILL get the shakedown from some gold digging, unemployable, knocked up, back tatted WHORE. <<
woe be he that layeth down with the skank.
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Tue, July 14, 2009 - 1:54 PM>Not that any woman I would date would do this.
Well that just about narrows it down to... well... the inflatable kind.