Have you ever noticed that retards...as in those with Down Syndrome...try to appear to be fonzie-like "cool"? Are they trying to attract members of the opposite sex who have one less chromosome?
You have probably seen at least one of these tards in your life...you know, he's wearing wrap around sunglasses with tiger print parachute pants and a faux leather jacket...or trying to convince you he is in a band or something.
Of course, being totally RETARDED he lacks nuance and seems contrived in his efforts to normalize himself.
No matter how rock 'n roll his sunglasses, jacket and acid wash pleated pants are, they cannot unpuff his face or up his brains. They cannot shrink his club-like hands or make his tiny chiclet teeth larger. They will not change the fact that he is a 35 year old child with pubic hair.
You have probably seen at least one of these tards in your life...you know, he's wearing wrap around sunglasses with tiger print parachute pants and a faux leather jacket...or trying to convince you he is in a band or something.
Of course, being totally RETARDED he lacks nuance and seems contrived in his efforts to normalize himself.
No matter how rock 'n roll his sunglasses, jacket and acid wash pleated pants are, they cannot unpuff his face or up his brains. They cannot shrink his club-like hands or make his tiny chiclet teeth larger. They will not change the fact that he is a 35 year old child with pubic hair.
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Re: Rock 'n Roll 'Tards
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 11:23 AMAnd the joke was on them until you just let the cat out of the bag just now.
Damn you.
'Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump'
-W.C. Fields
