Egg farts.
Of all the cunting kike fucking stinks that eminate from my body, egg farts are the most vile..worse than cigar smoker cum, worse than black coffee drinker piss, and even worse than the dreaded smoker's tonsil stones coughed out in a putrid ball every few years.
Egg farts smell like eggs...and I don't even really eat fucking eggs..know why? They are CHICKEN MENSIES!! That's why! Yep, a chicken period in a hard shell. Now, you may belong to the marischino club, but I tell you what..if some twat expelled a clot in my mouth while I was eating out her piss gutter, I would puke on her whorey flesh in an instant. So why would I eat CHICKEN PERIOD?
Anyhow, egg farts. Yeah. Egg farts. I don't eat eggs, but I sometimes get the hot, sharty egg farts. I suppose you don't even need to eat eggs to have them. You only need to eat something sulfurous and you can egg fart until you are blue in the face and brown in the undies.
Sometimes, when I get into one of my autocannibalistic moods, I get into the bath and egg fart in the water..then bite at the bubbles. If I am fast I can catch them, and it's like eating a greasy-yet-fluffy omlette. It's quite a sight, I can tell you. Egg farts are my specialty.
Of all the cunting kike fucking stinks that eminate from my body, egg farts are the most vile..worse than cigar smoker cum, worse than black coffee drinker piss, and even worse than the dreaded smoker's tonsil stones coughed out in a putrid ball every few years.
Egg farts smell like eggs...and I don't even really eat fucking eggs..know why? They are CHICKEN MENSIES!! That's why! Yep, a chicken period in a hard shell. Now, you may belong to the marischino club, but I tell you what..if some twat expelled a clot in my mouth while I was eating out her piss gutter, I would puke on her whorey flesh in an instant. So why would I eat CHICKEN PERIOD?
Anyhow, egg farts. Yeah. Egg farts. I don't eat eggs, but I sometimes get the hot, sharty egg farts. I suppose you don't even need to eat eggs to have them. You only need to eat something sulfurous and you can egg fart until you are blue in the face and brown in the undies.
Sometimes, when I get into one of my autocannibalistic moods, I get into the bath and egg fart in the water..then bite at the bubbles. If I am fast I can catch them, and it's like eating a greasy-yet-fluffy omlette. It's quite a sight, I can tell you. Egg farts are my specialty.
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Re: Fuck Egg Farts!
Wed, February 27, 2008 - 12:59 PMEgg farts. I';ve been doing them all week. leaving THEM WHERE EVER i GO. i HAVE BEEN LAUHING A LOT, AS MY JOB, CAN INTAIL CLEANING UP OTHER PEOPLE MOVMENTS. SO i WILL BE WITH ANOTHER NURSE, AND i DROP ONE. she LOOKS, AS TO SAY, THIS IS GOING TO BE MESSY. HAVE A LOOK, AND NO POO, IN SIGHT. OH IF THERE IS poo, THEN WE HAVE TO GRADE THEM. ARR THE JOYS. but i HAVEN'T EATIN EGGS IN SOME TIME. My FARTS ARE LIKE MAPALM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
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Re: Fuck Egg Farts!
Thu, February 28, 2008 - 9:14 AM*Breaks out the Roman Ritual*...
